As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
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