TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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