so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
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I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
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I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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