I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
