If i come over, it means nothing
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
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