You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
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not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
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I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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