I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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