Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
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