NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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