We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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