chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
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