I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
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Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
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I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
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