I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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