So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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