Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
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