Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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