Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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