just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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