You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
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