She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
Randomize
