the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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