Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
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my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
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I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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