We're like a lot better than the average bears
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
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i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
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Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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