I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You're like the curious george of whores
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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