Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
