your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
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Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
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He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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