Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Randomize
