She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
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I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
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It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
my god I love twenty year old dicks
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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