I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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