Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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