Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I'm really busy with my period
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