check it out our google latitudes are spooning
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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