If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
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