What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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