I want to walk on stilts...naked
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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