I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
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birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
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Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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