Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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