Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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