did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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