lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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