so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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