im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
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The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
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Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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