OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
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He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
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Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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