I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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