I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
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