Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Do you remember whose house we're in?
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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