You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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