Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
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well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
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Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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