your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
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You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
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Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
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He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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