can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Randomize
