if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
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