You just made me feel so damn special
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
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