Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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