Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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