Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
Randomize
