you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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