That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
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Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
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whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
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