Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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